Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.