Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.