How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.