How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...