What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.