Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands