Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!