What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.