What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.