What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Matt

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30 a week poorer.

What do you call?

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That's right. 10.

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Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Garibaldi

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Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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I'm not lichen this!'

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.