Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History