Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position