Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you