Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!