Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)