How should I respond?

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)