What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.