What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !