What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it