What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish