What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue