What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.