Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.