How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.