Socialist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....