Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!