What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.