Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.