Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !