What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.