What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.