What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Cripple Jokes More Cripple Jokes

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit