What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit