What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit