What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

Previous Random Joke Next
Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Wii Fit Jokes More Wii Fit Jokes

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit