How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.