Cripple Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair