Cripple Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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becau

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

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I want Samoa!'

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What's the difference...?

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars