Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.