What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.