What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail