What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!