What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.