How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.