How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!