How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.