What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.