What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Pit Jokes More Pit Jokes

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.