What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..