What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Pit Jokes More Pit Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out