Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.