Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!