What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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It gets dark.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.