What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.