What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.