What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!