What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.