Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !