Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

Juan Percent Jokes More Juan Percent Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Wealthy People Jokes More Wealthy People Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.