Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Wealthy People Jokes More Wealthy People Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

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