Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike