Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(