What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.