Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going