Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.