Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike