What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !