Who survives?

America.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.