Who survives?

America.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway