What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"