Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
The people miss Harambe.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Don't Stop
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Hmm No risk do both.
My mother-in-law.
A Juan-a-be
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
