Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
He thought they said internet camp
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Ostrich-sized.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
How I bought your mother
Because it was cheesier said than done.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
His brother with the laptop.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
