Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Humans miss Harambe.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Stop cracking your NaCles."
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Because he was married
Change for a buck.
12 pirates.
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
BYE-SON!
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
They act too paowerful
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Take away her "W."
She threw out all the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
