What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire