How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him