How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.