What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.