What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests