What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT