What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.