What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..