Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.