What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !