What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !